No judgement

bam-feels:

bunsen:

trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like

meladoodle:

yogurtville:

meladoodle:

im getting a haircut today

Which one?

strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest

egberts:

astrolopy:

egberts:

do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on

no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.

oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me

apollonic:

Honestly, my goal in life is just to be a very warm person. I want to be as loving and as kind as I can be.

volsungs:

when you finish a paper just before the deadline and have no time to edit

thegaymerist:

“how’s your summer?”

annoyedteengirl:

Four snapbacks.
Zero girlfriends.

It doesn’t add up.